{"product_id":"if-i-was-a-traitor-i-d-seduce-you-dark-humour-valentines-day-card-cheeky-anniversary-love-note","title":"If I Was a Traitor I’d Seduce You | Dark Humour Valentine's Day Card | Cheeky Anniversary Love Note","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf I Was a Traitor I’d Seduce You | Dark Humour Love Card | Cheeky Valentine Day Card | Anniversary Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people bring flowers. Some people bring dramatic, morally flexible devotion 😌\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cheeky Valentine’s card features a cloaked, mysterious figure and the line “If I was a traitor, I’d seduce you” — perfect for couples who enjoy dark humour, flirty banter, and a slightly unhinged sense of romance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for partners who appreciate wit over sap, references without explanations, and love notes with a little bite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Valentine’s Day\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anniversaries\u003cbr\u003e\n• Flirty relationships\u003cbr\u003e\n• Geeky or nerdy couples\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who enjoys humour with edge\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize 13.5cm square\u003cbr\u003e\n240gsm thickness card\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside\u003cbr\u003e\nEach card includes a white envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterials: 240gsm card.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Resplendent Aurora","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44948128956469,"sku":"PRE-MERCRI-1RHD","price":2.75,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/6692\/6393\/files\/resplendent-aurora-if-i-was-a-traitor-id-seduce-you-dark-humour-valentines-day-card-cheeky-anniversary-love-note-4565407.jpg?v=1770116949","url":"https:\/\/www.resplendentaurora.co.uk\/zh\/products\/if-i-was-a-traitor-i-d-seduce-you-dark-humour-valentines-day-card-cheeky-anniversary-love-note","provider":"Resplendent Aurora","version":"1.0","type":"link"}