{"product_id":"off-my-tits-on-picky-bits","title":"Off My Tits on Picky Bits Funny Chopping Board | Charcuterie Serving Board","description":"\u003cp\u003eOff My Tits on Picky Bits Funny Chopping Board | Snack Tray | Charcuterie Serving Board\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes dinner isn’t a meal, it’s a mood. This funny engraved chopping board featuring the phrase “Off My Tits on Picky Bits” is made for snack plates, grazing nights, wine-and-nibbles evenings, and anyone who proudly lives the picky bits lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese boards make brilliant gifts for housewarmings, birthdays, girls’ nights, or anyone who prefers snacks over stress and takes their picky bits seriously. Whether it’s used for chopping, serving, or proudly displayed on the counter, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003cbr\u003e\nPicky bits lovers\u003cbr\u003e\nHousewarming gifts\u003cbr\u003e\nBirthdays\u003cbr\u003e\nGirls’ nights \u0026amp; wine nights\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who treats snacks as a food group\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs each board is made from real wood, the grain and colour will vary slightly, making every piece unique, with two colour options to choose from:\u003cbr\u003e\nLight - is made from smooth rubberwood for a clean, classic kitchen look, available is 3 different sizes.\u003cbr\u003e\nDark - is crafted from richly grained acacia, giving a warmer, more rustic feel and available is 2 different sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot dishwasher safe; they should be hand washed only, dried straight away, and occasionally oiled to keep them looking their best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterials: rubberwood, acacia.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Resplendent Aurora","offers":[{"title":"Light 30x20","offer_id":44966392365109,"sku":"PRE-OFFMY-LIG-1RD0","price":14.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light 40x30","offer_id":44966392397877,"sku":"PRE-OFFMY-LIG-1RD0-2","price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light 45x35","offer_id":44966392430645,"sku":"PRE-OFFMY-LIG-1RD0-3","price":34.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark 30x20","offer_id":44966392463413,"sku":"PRE-OFFMY-DAR-1RD0","price":19.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark 35x24","offer_id":44966392496181,"sku":"PRE-OFFMY-DAR-1RD0-2","price":29.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/6692\/6393\/files\/resplendent-aurora-off-my-tits-on-picky-bits-funny-chopping-board-snack-tray-charcuterie-serving-board-1197220.jpg?v=1770624853","url":"https:\/\/www.resplendentaurora.co.uk\/es\/products\/off-my-tits-on-picky-bits","provider":"Resplendent Aurora","version":"1.0","type":"link"}